Dear Steve & Rene,

Hey you guys!!!! Sloth love Chunk..... Look up the video some time "The Goonies are Good enough for me", by Cyndi Lauper. Great shit. So now I'm Officially a State Inmate. Got some ne socks, shirts, and underwear. Also got a nifty new uniform. So I will be spending the next 6-8 weeks in this pod. then I will be classified and moved somewhere else on the compound. I sent you guys visitor applications. just fill them out and send them back to me they'll take them out of my mail and process them. when they clear you guys for visits I'll inform you how to set them up. and what time they are. Next time you talk to Tim tell him that i couldn't get that "suicide girls book at the county they said it was inappropriate the county wouldn't let me take it with me even though the prison would allow it I'll get to see it in like 2 years. also tell people if they write they need to include there address in the letter and a sexy photo of a scantily clad girl they wont give us envelopes and plus i wont pictures of girls in underwear. No need for worrying about me. i am doing quite well. i'll be getting classified and then i can start talking classes i'll pick up a vocation such as plumbing, and begin working. Foods damn good here. I actually feel like a Human, Tell the young-ins I say hey. Remember its gay for the stay and straight at the gate. i'll be back on the scene in 2013. Bloody Rectums and Happy Hearts.



                                                                                                                         Love,
                                                                                                                        Cordelia

P.S. I also included a comic strip I found Hilarious





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Dear Steve & Rene,

Hello and good day. I hope this letter reaches you in good spirits. I have enclosed two paintings. one is for you guys, its a holiday card. I made it all P.C. in case you guys light those Jewey Birthday Candles. I don't hope to offend anyone. The other is for Dustin its called "cookie Monster Jihad"  He said he wanted it last time we talked, sorry for not writing more often. i just seems like there is nothing much to talk about. i live in "Groundhogs day" with out Bill Murray. Either way some shit happened. i plead no contest to my charges so I'm neither guilty nor innocent. I got a good enough deal of 3 1/2 years with the time Ive spent and good time i will earn ill be out in January of 2010, Just 25months, 2 more years. I'm Sure my mother has informed the world. If you're wondering how i feel, I'm quite fine with the exception of braking my mothers heart (that was goddamn hard to stomach) things are going along swimmingly after i am released i will have 4 years probation no drinking no drugging which is fine by me. Ive already done 8 months so i know i can handle it. I feel free to write also tell Kwang that i will send his pitcher soon. its taking a while to paint. your always in my heart and prayers.


                                                                                                                            Love,
                                                                                                                           Cordelia



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Dear Steve and Rene,

Hello from I to you. How have you guys been? How are the young ones doing? I know i haven't writing in a while. there inst much to write about. the only new thing is my pet frog. His name is Herbert. I've had him for a few weeks now. I keep him in my cell for a few days and then let him go outside in our rec yard. its just a big concrete box but he has plenty to eat and do outside. then he comes back inside and i take care of him again. how was your summer been going? i hope you guys have been having a lot of fun. Ive spent my summer reading and folding up origami. it helps to pass the time. Ive read a lot of Dennis Latlaine recently. is ia an amazing author  i recommend him to anyone i know Steve would love his book the given day. masterfully written. i have no idea when i may be getting out. i am not to concerned because the time i spend inhere is more time off a later sentence if i have one. it is also helping me to better find my spiritual path. i know i have a long raod ahead of me. i wish i could write in a better stream lined thinking processes. that sentence makes no sense. i must a little scatter brained . when i hear about my trial date I'll let you guys know. if anyone asks where i have disappeared to let them know where i am and that I'm doing find thanks again, i send much love for you and your family

                                                                           Love,
                                                                          Cordelia




P.S.  I made you guys a conch. its pretty much the only flat thing i can create***

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Greetings From County

I hope that you guys are doing well. I am doing alright myself. Aside from ll the salad tossing i cant complain to hard. I learned recently that i should be going to trial in late September early October. I should know more when the time comes. If they give me a reasonable deal on time i will take it, but if not i am going to go to trial. By reasonable time i mean two years or less. there isn't too much exciting new from my end all i can do is report on is how I've grown spiritually and all the awesome books I've read. Tell Kwang i said Hi, He'll know what i mean i feel fortunate to be in jail right now i can see how it was where i am supposed to be. if i am supposed to do time i will do time. I think some times that if i had jumped onto a more spiritual path earlier in life i wouldn't have caused and felt so much turmoil and suffering, now i must deal with all of that i must deal with all the joy and suffering of life alone. I am fortunate to be here because i can focus on my life on day at a time, i can focus on the suffering without attachments i can focus on the joy with out petty worldly goods. i can focus on living to heal myself first. i have to open my heart and not allow myself to lock it up anymore. i want to thank you for all your precious hospitality, that you for being a friend, that you for being there, thank you.

                                                                                             Love,
                                                                                            Cordelia

P. S.  Can you get Des this letter.? Ive tried to mail it twice The address is messed up or something thanks













                     

Hey you guys.

      I figured i'd write you once i found a more permanent place. I guess River-view is it. I'll let you know I'm doing just fine, This place is much better then the county jail any day. I can get visitors any day 4-8 on the weekdays and 12-8 on the weekends. there aren't any locked doors. (well except to the outside), But I's free here to roam the hall at 3 in the morning. How you guys been? How are the kids? Anything exciting and new happening? I've been working on conquering my demons/ i have faith when i leave that I'll be doing much better. i cant make any promises. It's just something ill be working on till i die. I'm sorry this letter is so scattered, I'm no good at writing. I really just want a cigarette. other then that I'm deciding to remain sob or. i know its the best course of action for me. Tell Dustin and Theresa I said Hi.(also tell them they make a beautiful couple) I'm going to go masturbate at a hot nurse. I am in the nut house. I can get away with it. See ya.

                                                                                                                   Love,
                                                                                                                   Cordelia